Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Dejavu

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!