- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run at 0.5mph

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to speak with death people..

Dejavu

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to eat your poop

Third armpit.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

levi Hahne is gay

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

Pointless Super Powers