- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the power to kiss your own ass

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to eat food.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

Pointless Super Powers