The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to not do it.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!