the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!