The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to turn into random objects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!