The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power... to read this

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The ability to see through insects.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!