the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to science.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!