- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to urinate in mouth.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The Power To Fly Without control

the power to be super ugly

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

the power to have the remote come to you.

Pointless Super Powers