Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to eat food.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to Google "Google".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!