- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

the power to not have super powers...

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

the power to have the remote come to you.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

Pointless Super Powers