- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to run at 0.5mph

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Pointless Super Powers