The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!