The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to beathe

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the power... to read this

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!