the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The ability to not live forever

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!