The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!