- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

Pointless Super Powers