The power to look like yourself

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!