The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to not live forever

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to do nothing

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!