The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to ejaculate

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!