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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.
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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents
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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed
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understanding every language only if you get insulted
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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to
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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff
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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.
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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style
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the power to fly, but only when you poop
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The power to not have a brain!
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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water
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The power to not exercise.
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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards
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The power to sleep while you're awake.
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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.
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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.
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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT
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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you
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The power to fly but only in your room
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The power to die every time you are standing on something.
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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground
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the ability to do absolutely nothing
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Every time you clap some one dies
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The power to understand irony.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!