The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!