The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power of fart helium

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!