The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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to be shitty

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The power to smell water.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!