The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!