- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be powerless.

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

Pointless Super Powers