- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to have a V8

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to only be able to eat poop

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

Acid tears.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

Pointless Super Powers