- Pointless Super Powers

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to turn into amy rose

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

the power to know when a politician is lying

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!