- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be french.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

Pointless Super Powers