- Pointless Super Powers

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to run Crysis.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!