The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to be french.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!