The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!