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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!