- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

the power to write on cellophane

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The ability to jump

boo

the power to be powerless

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power of christ ;)

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to waste money

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

Pointless Super Powers