- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

the power to read this sentence

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to go to hell.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

Power to give birth through your penis.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to kill yourself.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

Pointless Super Powers