The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power of the succulent game

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power of learning

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to be missed when present.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!