The power to fail a test everytime

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to die

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!