- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

the power of the succulent game

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power of learning

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to break a Nokia

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

Pointless Super Powers