the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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To be able to summon old people

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!