The power to break a Nokia

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to turn cake into pie

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the power to do nothing

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power of women's rights.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to poo.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!