- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to blow yourself

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to see stuff

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to smell people's moods

the power to control nothing

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to talk in Wingdings.

yo mama

The power to die at will

The power to poo without wiping.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!