- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of exploding when you think.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

the power to get sick

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the power to turn food into shit

The power to sneeze scissors

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

Pointless Super Powers