The ability to swim in water.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to dislike this power

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power of the succulent game

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power of learning

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!