The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to waste money

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!