The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the power to sleep while standing!

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!