The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to waste money

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!