the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to herd cats

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!