I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!