The power to run Crysis.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!