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done something sexual with some type of food?
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the power to do sit on your couch all day
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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan
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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror
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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times
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Third armpit.
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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.
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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear
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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D
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The power to scare female plants.
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The power to not do it.
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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching
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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....
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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.
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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.
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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore
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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.
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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.
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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.
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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English
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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss
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the power to go slower than a snail :l
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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.
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The power of even having a pointless superpower.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!