- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to ejaculate

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to speak with death people..

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

the power to like charlie

All of aquaman's powers.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

done something sexual with some type of food?

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

Pointless Super Powers